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These luxurious boxers are soft, breathable, and have a button! They have been a staple of Cam's wardrobe for the past five years. A real collector's item!
29.99
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These condoms come straight from Cam's bedside drawer. Bought two years ago. Never used. Never opened. Purchase before the deal expires!
34.99
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Toilet paper meant for bedside use. Great for cleaning up bodily fluids. Barely used due to 21-Day Masturbation Challenge.
9.99
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This massage candle makes your bedroom smell like a forest of green tea leaves. Warning: Your partner might throw a glob of molten wax onto your chest, which can decrease sexual desire.
29.99 34.99
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If sharing a bed with another human leaves you feeling anxious and aroused, take 5mg of Melatonin, and you will sleep like a baby. A baby with wildly vivid nightmares about commitment and intimacy.
14.99
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Does the light from your partner's phone seem like a beacon in the night? This lightweight mask is tremendous for blocking out extraneous visuals that leave you lying awake in rage.
14.99
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This Wreck-It Ralph figurine is a key part of Cam's nightstand. It was randomly placed there two years ago and hasn't moved since. Look cool and cultured in front of your lover!
34.99
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This beautiful nightstand comes from a flea market! One time Cam had a panic attack thinking that it might contain bed bugs. It didn't! It's also great for storing stuff.
249.99
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A generous man offered Cam's mom $2500 for her "Scat Caviar." Somehow she did not accept his offer. The good news: Cam is willing to ship you his excrement for the low price of $19.99!
19.99
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Cam's mom wrote a book titled "A Cougar's Guide To Getting Your Ass Back Out There." She insisted that he advertise this on their store, otherwise she would stop paying for his phone bill.
12.99