- Date: 5/2/16
- Time: 10:33PM
- Location: Bedroom
- Duration: 10:50
- # of Edges (Nearly climaxing and then backing away): 3
- Pass/Fail: PASS
Another day, another dollar. I was officially hired as a birthday clown. My first gig will be on Saturday, and I will be attending the party as Spiderman. I'm experiencing a little anxiety because I've never face painted before (a requirement for the party), but I have five days to learn how to paint flowers, rainbows, skulls and spiders.
In other news, today it became a bit uncomfortable to sit normally because I felt like I was sitting on my overgrown balls. My edging is also gaining intensity and I'm coming closer to...coming. With each passing day, I can feel the internal pressure rising. Before I was approaching the edge of a sidewalk. Now I'm approaching the edge of a cliff. I am worried to see what a cliff can become in 19 days. Here's hoping for some wet dreams.