- Date: 4/29/16
- Time: 7:29PM
- Location: Bedroom
- Duration: 6:41 (12 second gain!)
- # of Edges (Nearly climaxing and then backing away): 3
- Pass/Fail: Pass
Today was a weird day. I woke up to a Facebook message from a friend stating, "Just heard about your 21 day challenge. Sounds like guaranteed urethritis. I've had it. It's really bad for you. Look out!" Needless to say, the rest of my day I was convinced that my urethra had swollen to the size of a candy cane.
This anxiety was particularly present during my training to become a birthday party clown. Yes, I've been hired to be a birthday clown. My first birthday party is next weekend. Between birthday clowning and talking about sex with my mother, I'm experiencing a lot of uncertainty as to where my life is heading. Birthday clown training develops four key life skills: games, face painting, magic, and balloon-making. I struggled with balloon-making, so my trainer sent me home with a pump and a bag of balloons. I practiced for a good half hour before deciding I needed to go to masturbation practice.
The masturbation was slightly better today than yesterday. I felt more present and enjoyed the sensations a bit more. It took me a little to grow erect because I was still quite concerned with the health of my urethra. I did notice that my testicles were larger than yesterday. I have no idea how I'm going to last 21 days. These things will soon be boulders. The jerk off went well, and I felt like I had more control. I probably could have gone longer, but my roommate walked into the apartment with a woman, and I realized that I had left all my balloon-making materials out in the living room.